MOVING IS JUST...SO MUCH FUN!

I LOVE TO MOVE, Oh Mercy Me...
I also like to swing from trees.

My bones are aching, my back is sore...
and tomorrow I'm signed up for MORE!

My feet are throbbing to the bone...
and all because of THAT NEW HOME!

I'd love to curl up in a ball...
and go to sleep, forget it all...

...but OH MY LORD, it cannot be...
cause now there is...but half of me.

My toothbrush here, my coffee pot there...
and where'd I pack my underwear?

I like my soft drinks in a cup...
but they are packed; hello hiccups.

Where's my hair brush? Where's a comb?
I'm sleeping here...but there's my home!

The "Mover's" will be here too soon...
to clean out yet another room.

They'll lug those big things oldies 'can't'
but a million little things deserve a rant.

Here's the television...the power's on,
but everywhere to 'sit' is gone.

I found a precious 'bowl' tonight...
what a truly awesome sight.

There's bread and milk to make a snack,
but where are all the small spoons at?

A table's here...but not a chair,
and at this point, I just don't care.

I'll sit upon the stairs to eat...
and kick these boots from burning feet.

I'll wiggle my toes as they are numb,
and lick the bowl of every crumb.

Tomorrow I'll clean this awful sight,
but for now...I'll say good night.

I awake with a startle at this whole caper,
Please tell me I left some toliet paper?

Unpacking pantry items tonight...
I laughed at an amazing sight!

One hundred cans of tomatoe sauce...
and more of soup...that once was lost.

Five bottles of 'Ranch Dressing too",
and enough tuna to call a 'school'.

Bleach to last a hundred years,
and paper towels...what was my fear?

A spill might come and I'd be out?
Not to mention all that 'Shout'!

I've more canned goods than any store,
and don't know why I still bought more?

...but now it's organized and in it's place,
Beans, and Greens and Tomato Paste.

I can see it all with just one look...
I feel like I should... actually 'cook'.

...but with all of that...and all of this,
it comes down to just ONE WISH...

with my rabbits foot, and four leaf clover,
I'm PRAYING this WILL SOON BE OVER!